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1) Gelcoat is expensive

2) Hard to port.... that is turn left

3) What the f@#$ is this? Holding a $1 note...

4) Rusty Bottom Rules

5) Captain, I believe one of your crew has lost his pants.

6) Sausage Fest

7) Lion Fish, no - Happy Face

8) You got crabs??

9) Don't leave the F#$%^ Skipper

10) I rather be a flusher than a swimmer

11) Captain, we do close at 5:00" said to Skipper XXXX while trying to dock at Ft. Louis. (It was 11:00am)




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